This post isn’t going to make much sense. I’m tired and I’m sick, and I’m also a teenage girl, so I never make sense.
This idea of a rant came up when I said “Oh my Gravy Lord” instead of “Oh my God” when I fell off my bed. It was instinct. I don’t even stutter anymore. I just replace everything with ‘Gravy Lord’. I was posting on Facebook that I think that started when I started getting crap from people who told me “not to use God’s name in vain”. Now. I’m perfectly accepting of all religions. I will respect you as long as you respect me. So, I decided to try to stop saying that simply because I didn’t want to offend anyone’s religion. And from then on I replaced ‘God’ and ‘Jesus Christ’ and ‘Holy Lord’ in my vocabulary to ‘Gravy Lord’ and ‘Almighty Gravy’. Which made me start thinking. Out if all of the things I could’ve said in the world I had to say gravy. Because I’m Stacia Rae.
Since I began using Gravy as a religious figure, I began wondering if maybe someone out there actually believes gravy is a religious figure. And now I want to make a sort of Bible for the Gravy Lord. No I’m not insane.
Okay. Maybe I am.
But that’s not the point. The point is I kind of want to make something funny and based off of all religions I can research and create a religion on Gravy. I read somewhere that a religion is official when like, 10 people believe in it. (No, I’m not saying I believe everything I read on the Internet.) If I get 10 people as crazy as me to even just read it and not think I’m insane, that’s success to me.
No I don’t believe in the Gravy Lord. It’s just a thing I’m doing. A parody, if you will.
Next topic of insanity. Freaking homework. Homework, homework everywhere. I am up to my ears in homework. Transferring schools is a hot mess of homework and catching up in class and having to relearn things I already learned in like, 6th grade, because this school does things differently than my middle school did. I have 3 English books to read and annotate and do work on, 8 chapter of AP U.S. History to read an take notes on a identify vocabulary terms for, as well as keeping current with all of my classes while I’m still working on the things I’m behind in.
I want a bunny. When my room is clean for a month my parents said I can get a caged pet, so I’m getting a bunny and I’m going to name him Galifianakis. Best. Bunny. Name. Ever.
Yes, I realize I jumped topics pretty quickly. I’m tired and not thinking clearly. My train of thought has crashed tonight. So, I bid you goodnight, my friends. And here is a random picture off my camera roll that I have no idea how it got there or why.